Take to the Streets

I am about ready to give up on attempting to stay a normal human being. Freedom of speech seems to apply only to media and anyone who takes exception is a red neck, uneducated, inbred, beer slurping, non-union labor, sub-human, who is brain damaged from the fumes while making minimum wage cleaning port-a-potties. After all that, they volunteer to serve in the military. Part of qualifying during weapons training is using the faces of Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, and Brian Wilson as targets. They are even taught to use coke bottles and throw at the heads of anyone who looks Muslim. (Not Pepsi bottles however. That would not be politically correct.)

Yes, I think it might be time for me to let loose and take to the streets. You must understand that I am, as the Dean of the Democratic National Committee said, one who has never held a real job, who fights against civil rights, and most damning of all, I don’t think women should have healthcare. I must be touched in the head to expect Newspaper Guild President Linda Foley to furnish proof for her wild statements when she is busy giving a speech about how the media is run by conservatives at the Take Back America conference in Washington that is being held by the left wing of the Democratic Party. It is interesting that she is so fair and balanced in her approach to media coverage.

I assume that if I hear of Muslims using the Bible as toilet paper like they did in Bethlehem again, it is fine for me to riot in the streets, even kill a few other Christians because all religions have equal freedom. I assume that if I placed bombs at the Saudi embassy and said that it was revenge for their persecution of Christians, all Christians in the world would unite and back my efforts.

To think I could do all this because my Bible states to turn the other cheek when a blow is struck at me. My minister teaches I must turn the other ass cheek to the offending person and pluck out his eye. My minister states God will forgive me for all acts and take me to heaven if I confess my sins. My faith will be rewarded because I will get to have sex in heaven with Natalie Wood, Jane Russell, and Marilyn Monroe and I won’t have to use a condom.

I am not a Catholic so it should be fine for me to blow up Catholic churches during mass. (Note to myself: I must find out what mass John Kerry and Teddy Kennedy attend. Make sure the wife isn’t there or maybe not!) I should also learn to use a dull sword so I end up having to use a pocketknife to finish beheadings. I should make statements on websites demanding the blood of my enemy’s run in the streets.

Most important of all, I must close all schools. I must find a way to open restricted schools where the only book allowed is the Bible. The teachers must make sure that the students don’t learn to actually read the Bible or anything else. No we have to make sure they learn our, my version of the Bible. It makes it easier to get them to become human bombs I can direct at the news media.

At last I can reveal my real purpose. I want to take down the media government. That includes all those persons who hire terrorists to do the reporting for them in war zones. All those who report only one side of government, theirs. All those who think I am too stupid to have the right to vote. All those who by their biased reporting put our troops in more danger. Those who hate so deeply that they support the terrorists against the country that gives them the freedom to spout that hatred. Those who think their voice in government is all powerful. Those people in both media and in politics that use the media as their lap dogs take a hint.

Yes, if I ever take to the streets I would be dangerous. I would be because I am sick of jerks thinking that they control me. I am sick of the danger they put my family and other loved ones in. I am sick of the danger they put our troops in. I am sick of the danger they put my country in. Yes, I would be dangerous to people like Howard Dean, Michael Moore, Linda Foley, Dan Rather, and the like. Teddy Kennedy, John Kerry, Robert Bird, Maureen Dowd, and Collin Macinroe are just a few more who would be in danger. However, I will not take to the streets because I believe in the laws that govern this the United States of America. The Constitution, laws created by our elected Senators and Congressmen, while doing all I can to stop the trend of "law" created by judges who have given themselves the "right" to make law instead of protecting law. I will not take to the streets because I have no desire to hurt others much less kill them.

At the same time, I am retired from the US Army. When I joined the Army so many long years ago, I had to look into my own soul and ask these questions. Can I fight, even kill to defend myself and others? Can I fight even kill to defend my country from enemies abroad and at home? I was nineteen years old then and I was able to answer those questions. I was able to raise my right hand and take an oath to defend my country, its constitution, and its laws. I have not changed.